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One Final Note……

A friend wrote me today and asked if it was okay NOT to talk about WW3. She had some other, totally unrelated information she wanted to share…stuff she wouldn’t have hesitated to disclose just several days ago. It is almost as if we feel guilty for living our lives. That’s understandable; we are traumatized and in need of healing. Not only is it okay NOT to talk about the world’s recent turn of events, it’s okay to wake up in the morning and feel good about living. I don’t mean just breathing…and then taking another breath after that, but doing, laughing, enjoying… chasing that dream or the boy down the street ;-) Life is a precarious thing anyway. There is no hope in being immobilized by our fears. People are feeling really insecure right now. There is nothing to assuage that…except to know that we are not powerless. Find your truth in this disaster. Examine it beyond the obvious. Then support it (your truth, that is) with all your heart, mind, body, and soul. Make a difference in the world today. The times certainly have called for it. Renew spiritually – not an option at this point – laugh a lot, love even more, and dwell on positive things…

I was listening to a talk show on NPR this evening. A woman called in to talk about a growing conflict with her husband. He is sure that the world will end, and talks about it incessantly. She disagrees (or is, at least, a little less pessimistic), and they are at odds. The talk show host ended up telling her just to side with him for a moment and ask, “If these are the last few days on earth honey, how would you like to spend them?” End of conflict. Savor each moment. Live your life.

-Misha

An Internet Joke: No Choke

Two cowboys from Texas walk into a roadhouse to wash the trail dust from their throats. They stand at the bar, drinking a beer and talking about current cattle prices.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.

After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.

One of the cowboys looks at her and says, "kin ya swaller?"

The woman shakes her head, no "Kin ya breathe?"

The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head.
The cowboy walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her panties, and slowly runs his tongue from the back of her thigh up to the small of her back.

The woman is so shocked, that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.

As she begins to breathe again, the cowboy walks slowly back to the bar and takes a drink from his beer.

His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heard of that there "Hind Lick Maneuver," but ain't never seen nobody do it.

Okay…that was a little raunchy. But, it wasn’t too bad, right? Thanks to Phaedra from Soho Shoe Salon for that one.

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A New York Observation:

Tis true. Most people really do look like their dogs. Except in the rare cases where the dog actually looks better than the person (…that would be the brawny guy, obviously, using the Tea Cup Yorkie to attract women). In the cases where the owner has two or three dogs, well….he or she usually looks like a combination of them all. No offense, I am planning to get a dog soon. I just don’t know where to begin. Let’s see….Do you pick a dog that looks like you, or does the dog just start to look like you after you get it?

“Have you seen my dog?”
Check out the winners of the “I Look Like My Dog” Contest - http://www.evangel.edu/People/greere/Humor/ILookLikeMyDog/index.asp

Tune in next month for ‘Uninvited Guests’, Cool Places to Lay
Your Hot New York Head, Happiness, More of my faves……
And me, me, me, me………:)

Special thanks to my staff – Florence Tate, Jeannette Mobley, & Beth White – Thank You for your 2cents :)
 
Thank You, 
Misha
omomisha@bigplanet.com
www.omomisha.com
212.969.0106

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