Internet Joke: Black Momma

Mrs. Jenkins comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner who lives with a female roommate named Vikki.  During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate was.  She had long been suspicious of a relationship between her son and his “roommate,” and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between the two than met the eye.  Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Vikki and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Vikki came to Anthony saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"  He said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll e-mail her just to be sure."  So he sat down and wrote:

Dear Mama:
I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl from my house, I'm not saying that you "did not" take it, but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, Anthony

Several days later, Anthony received a response e-mail from his Mama, which read:

Dear Son:
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Vikki and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with her, but the fact remains that if she were sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the bowl by now.
Love, Mama

LESSON OF THE DAY
Momma ALWAYS knows!

Me, me, me….

Well…there’s not much to say about me, me, me. I guess, at the moment, I am a little distracted. Let’s see…

I am still making jewelry, and ever-so-frustrated with the process – I must be honest. I think I shall take a break, soooooooo…if you want something you had better get it fast! (I’m serious this time.) In the meantime, I’m participating in a craft’s fair in Englewood, NJ on November 12th. Check the events listings for details. I’ll probably have a few holiday events coming up too – in Detroit and in the NYC area, so keep an eye on the listings for that too. I encourage you also to order from the website while you can, as I may disable that feature after this holiday season. Oh! I recently had a few pages (of jewelry) featured in NRG MAGAZINE (www.nrgmagazines.com) and a little while ago in Talent in Motion Magazine (www.timmag.com) – that was cool! I may have stuff upcoming in EGO MIAMI (www.egomiami.com) as well. Will keep you posted. That’s it for jewelry!

As for music – I ran out of CDs and, for the moment, that’s that! I’ll let you know when I get some more. No performances on the immediate horizons. I’m not finished though…

I have come to the conclusion that writing…aaaah, writing…is my first love! I shall be doing more of this…lots more…and you shall see my books on the shelves soon. Just a tease…or a warning, depending on how you want to look at it. Rusty(www.rustysegars.com) is updating the website, so I’ll be notifying you of the changes soon. Of course, new additions to the jewelry catalog are long overdue, so you’ll see those, as well as one or two new pages for your enjoyment! Look for my daughter in the Nov/Dec issue of Teen People. (You’ll recognize her by the complexion.) She thinks she’s a model and I apologize that they made her look 32 years old. My son, on the other hand, just thinks he’s Stan Lee. We may run out of toilet paper every now and then but, one thing we always have plenty of are (his!) comic books !!!%&? That’s it for me. I guess I had a little something to say after all!

in my house, you can lift any seat cushion to find super-heroes like these!

THIS REALLY WORKS (I don't know how) AND IT IS KIND OF FUN TO DO.
  (actually, some of us do know how it works... but it's fun, anyway.) Don't cheat by scrolling down first, work it through.... its fun and easy...
  
YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH

   DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST  !
   It takes less than a minute....... Work this out as you read.
   Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out ! 
   it's fun.
 

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate.... (more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be bold)

3. Add 5. (for Sunday)

4. Multiply it by 50, I'll wait while you get the calculator................

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1754....
If you haven't, add 1753.

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number .

The first digit of this was your original number
(i.e. how many times you want to have chocolate each week).
The next two numbers are.....
YOUR AGE! (don't deny it, YES it is!!!!!)

Of the nature of love and life…..
( Lancelot’s answer from page 1. Remember that the witch asked him if he wanted her to be beautiful by day and her usual, hideous smelly self at night in the bedroom, or vice versa)

Noble Lancelot, knowing the answer the witch gave Arthur to his question, said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself. Upon! hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.

Now....what is the moral to this story?

The moral is.....

if you don't let a woman have her own way  ....She's going to get ugly.

Thank you for hanging out!!!
And a special thanx to Rusty Segars, Beth White,
all my really cool advertisers – support them!
Also thanx to Florence Tate aka Huam,
Shrine of Ma’at International, my brother Mac, Xenobia Bailey,
and anybody else who sends me cool stuff that ends up in here.
After all, The Omo Misha Times is all about all the cool, crazy
and even outrageous stuff that ya’ll send me!

To get in touch, contact: thetimes@omomisha.com

See You Soon!!!

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